You don’t recognize this particular flirty, know-it-all pirate at your own Halloween party. You may not have invited her, but she makes it obvious she wants to be welcome to stay, and is willing to make it worth it for you.
Cool costume! I love that movie!
You’re not Dudley-Do-Right?
So you’re just a mountie for halloween?
No, no that’s… well they’re just like cops, right?
Well, you know. I mean, sorry, but… ACAB…
All Canadian Mountainies are bastards. Exactly. Hey, Maybe mounties are cool. Maybe they’re cool, I’ve just never dealt with one. I’m just not the biggest fan of the fuzz in general
I just think, you know… you could have been a specific one. Like one that Brendan Fraiser would play, who is beloved by all peoples
Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker is there, I don’t care.
That movie holds up. It holds up. I swear to god. It’s a delight.
Do you know our host or-?
Oh. Okay, well. Lovely home. Thank you.
Uh. Oh god. Do you have to ask?
I’m from the States.
Yeah. No, yeah, I get it.
That’s been the vibe.
Just for vacation. I have some friends from upstate and they have some friends here-
I mean I love fall in general. But I could get that in New York.
No, no yeah, definitely a casual sight-seeing trip and not any sort of other ulterior Green Card related motives.
Mmmhmmm.
You can’t tell? I’m a pirate.
Yargh…
Aye. I got this costume working in a Pub and now it’s been me halloween costume for eleven years
I love Halloween. It’s me favorite holiday. I just worked too many to get a real costume in the meantime.
Yeah, I can stop. Will I though? I might be drunk. And that’s when… I start doing this.
Ohh well, we could get real yeehaw about it?We could also do one of these.
Personally, it dries me out, but some people like it. It can come out if I’m not careful. I’m bout to head on down to the carryout, yall want anything?
I do. It’s an efficient word. A great American invention.
Oh, like, When I get drunk I love my country all of a sudden? That’d be scary. You could make a horror movie out of that.
“Ooo She loves Toby Keithhh oOOoooo”
“She’s had 15 Nattys and doing donuts in her lifted F150 in the Walmart parkin lot Ooooo spooky”
No, my AR-15 isn’t really great for driving, i prefer a proper driving gun. Yeah.
There. You already know more about guns than me.
Soerry, not the most sexy subject for flirting at a party.I’m a little toasty I guess you’d say.
Doin what? I think I got it in the baeg. My maple leafs duffle baeg.
Make me.
(quieter, door open to noise, stumbling, kissing)
-Careful, I think there’s like a cord on the floor right there.
God, bite my lip again.
Uh-huh- No like…I do. I like it pretty rough.
I fully want you to fuck me up, please. Please? I really really need it.
Yeah, like, get me out of my head.
Right here? Yes, sir. (kneel) I’m knelt.
All fours? Could have said that the first- (belt unbuckle and remove)Yes sir.
I’m surprised that the belt wasn’t sewn on the jacket.
Yeah, wrap it around my neck.
Oh, to spank me! Right. Yeah, you can do that. Choking a stranger with your belt would be crazy. Ha ha.
(shudder) No, no I want it so fucking bad, come on. My whole body spasmed just hearing you say that. God... Fuck.. I’ve been dying to be a slut for someone like you.
Yeah, you could tell? Mhm. You haven’t even touched my pussy yet and you already got me leashed up. I’m fucking dripping to see where you take me.
Stoplight thing? Right? That’s the standard?No need to get weird with it.
Wait…
I love when I’m crawling– I want to uh… I wanna see your hard cock. Will you take it out for me please?
Yeah… I like the way it looks when you tease me with it….entice me… I like how it moves. How you might shake some precum off for me to chase… with my mouth.
I mean I can see it right there… please- (starts crawl) please? Take it out… Please… haven’t I been a good girl? You barely have to pull me at all, huht?
Don’t I deserve to see what you have for me to take, then? Huh?
Ooh, come on, It looks so hard, please… let me help… (unzipping) Yesyesyesyes let me suck it. Take it out.
(choke) I’ll tell you if it’s too much. Trust me. You don’t think I can take it?
You don’t think I’m not used to gasping for air a little?
(lets go) I can think of a way I prefer to gasp for it…are you gonna fuck my mouth, or…?
Yeah, my tongue’s out. Spit in my mouth.
Lube it up with your spit, daddy.…Fuck.
Can I taste your cock on it now? Please?
Let me clean it for you with your spit and my drool, okay? Will you please rub it on my tongue?
It’s so hot to watch it go in and out of my mouth.
Slowly… sliding up and down… taking my time with this perfect cock, holy fuck.
You just wanna watch that dick compared to my cute face, huh? Seeing how it looks next to my big eager eyes looking up at you?
Yeah, it looks good, I know it does. Your cock and I look so so hot together. Rub it on my face– hit my face with your cock and those balls, fuck-
Give them to my tongue- drown me in it baby… so hot. Is it sensitive when I lick between your balls, baby
I can’t wait till you give it to me.
Throat, pussy, whatever you want. I just want you inside me. I need to feel it in me and belong to it. Own me with it.
Uh-huh. Let me line up your cock with my throat.. I want you to tug that belt and fuck it. Fuck my throat. (does, prolong at end)
Fuck. Yes, I love fighting for air on it. Holding my head in… I bet it feels good to thrust as much as you want into my hot clenching throat.
I’m ready. You ready? Lets fucking go.
(does, holds, taps, release)
Oh yeah, good, good. I love those deep short strokes at the back of my throat. You feel so feral. I love that.
You want me on the bed? What? This bed? 63 This bed right-
(throws)
Oh, is this down? (muffled moans) [spank belt and cries]
(gasp for air) Oh fuck yeah, pull my hair and whip me with your belt- (smack, muffled again)
Yeah, probably good to make sure they can’t hear me scream downstairs. Fuck push my face in the mattress-(muffled) (smack, muffled)
(gasp) Oh fuck… please put it in me. Put it in me. Fuck me prone, okay? I really want your cock to spread me out from the back. Hit deep inside me until it shows in my stomach like that.
I like that, god you are so deep- I’ve needed this so bad- you fuck me like you know you’re better than me…
I think we both know you are. Fuck… fuck this loser pussy baby-
Ah- tugging my hair-whisper in my ear baby fuck- you know it makes me fucking flood- you making me fit every inch of it inside- form around your cock-
Yeah, I’ve needed to be punished by a perfect cock like that- fuck down into me-
(Fuck me like u hate me)
I don’t know if I can- ah- I can take a lot- the way its fucking me open is-
It’s a lot Daddy- Mm Make me take it- make this stranger’s pussy take your come-
Feel how hot it is for you? I feel like I have a fucking fever wrapped around you.
Hollow out my fucking tight little pussy so you can fill me with all of that dick, okay? Make my cunt gush so theres more room for that fucking load- god- spit on me again baby? Please, fuck-
Yeah I want you to breed this American pussy baby- breed me, fuck, you’re gonna make me come so hard knocking me up like that- paint up my fucking insides- the way you sound is so insane, jesus christ-
Fucking feral baby, come on. Impale me baby- I love a sadist like you. You’re so fucking good at it.
Will you let me come? Please? Please daddy? Pull my hair and grab my ass while I come on your cock? Yeah? I wanna feel it pulse around you as we both finish-
Empty those balls in me baby, fuck- I feel it- I feel you coming, holy shit… I’m gonna come- Give it all to me- put it deep in me-
It was intense…you okay?
Just checking. You know.
Yeah, I’m way good. I loved that.
No, I figure if there was a time to need an ambulance while hooking up- you guys have healthcare, right?
Kidding. Sorrey. hahaHA
You’re not Dudley-Do-Right?
So you’re just a mountie for halloween?
No, no that’s… well they’re just like cops, right?
Well, you know. I mean, sorry, but… ACAB…
All Canadian Mountainies are bastards. Exactly. Hey, Maybe mounties are cool. Maybe they’re cool, I’ve just never dealt with one. I’m just not the biggest fan of the fuzz in general
I just think, you know… you could have been a specific one. Like one that Brendan Fraiser would play, who is beloved by all peoples
Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker is there, I don’t care.
That movie holds up. It holds up. I swear to god. It’s a delight.
Do you know our host or-?
Oh. Okay, well. Lovely home. Thank you.
Uh. Oh god. Do you have to ask?
I’m from the States.
Yeah. No, yeah, I get it.
That’s been the vibe.
Just for vacation. I have some friends from upstate and they have some friends here-
I mean I love fall in general. But I could get that in New York.
No, no yeah, definitely a casual sight-seeing trip and not any sort of other ulterior Green Card related motives.
Mmmhmmm.
You can’t tell? I’m a pirate.
Yargh…
Aye. I got this costume working in a Pub and now it’s been me halloween costume for eleven years
I love Halloween. It’s me favorite holiday. I just worked too many to get a real costume in the meantime.
Yeah, I can stop. Will I though? I might be drunk. And that’s when… I start doing this.
Ohh well, we could get real yeehaw about it?We could also do one of these.
Personally, it dries me out, but some people like it. It can come out if I’m not careful. I’m bout to head on down to the carryout, yall want anything?
I do. It’s an efficient word. A great American invention.
Oh, like, When I get drunk I love my country all of a sudden? That’d be scary. You could make a horror movie out of that.
“Ooo She loves Toby Keithhh oOOoooo”
“She’s had 15 Nattys and doing donuts in her lifted F150 in the Walmart parkin lot Ooooo spooky”
No, my AR-15 isn’t really great for driving, i prefer a proper driving gun. Yeah.
There. You already know more about guns than me.
Soerry, not the most sexy subject for flirting at a party.I’m a little toasty I guess you’d say.
Doin what? I think I got it in the baeg. My maple leafs duffle baeg.
Make me.
(quieter, door open to noise, stumbling, kissing)
-Careful, I think there’s like a cord on the floor right there.
God, bite my lip again.
Uh-huh- No like…I do. I like it pretty rough.
I fully want you to fuck me up, please. Please? I really really need it.
Yeah, like, get me out of my head.
Right here? Yes, sir. (kneel) I’m knelt.
All fours? Could have said that the first- (belt unbuckle and remove)Yes sir.
I’m surprised that the belt wasn’t sewn on the jacket.
Yeah, wrap it around my neck.
Oh, to spank me! Right. Yeah, you can do that. Choking a stranger with your belt would be crazy. Ha ha.
(shudder) No, no I want it so fucking bad, come on. My whole body spasmed just hearing you say that. God... Fuck.. I’ve been dying to be a slut for someone like you.
Yeah, you could tell? Mhm. You haven’t even touched my pussy yet and you already got me leashed up. I’m fucking dripping to see where you take me.
Stoplight thing? Right? That’s the standard?No need to get weird with it.
Wait…
I love when I’m crawling– I want to uh… I wanna see your hard cock. Will you take it out for me please?
Yeah… I like the way it looks when you tease me with it….entice me… I like how it moves. How you might shake some precum off for me to chase… with my mouth.
I mean I can see it right there… please- (starts crawl) please? Take it out… Please… haven’t I been a good girl? You barely have to pull me at all, huht?
Don’t I deserve to see what you have for me to take, then? Huh?
Ooh, come on, It looks so hard, please… let me help… (unzipping) Yesyesyesyes let me suck it. Take it out.
(choke) I’ll tell you if it’s too much. Trust me. You don’t think I can take it?
You don’t think I’m not used to gasping for air a little?
(lets go) I can think of a way I prefer to gasp for it…are you gonna fuck my mouth, or…?
Yeah, my tongue’s out. Spit in my mouth.
Lube it up with your spit, daddy.…Fuck.
Can I taste your cock on it now? Please?
Let me clean it for you with your spit and my drool, okay? Will you please rub it on my tongue?
It’s so hot to watch it go in and out of my mouth.
Slowly… sliding up and down… taking my time with this perfect cock, holy fuck.
You just wanna watch that dick compared to my cute face, huh? Seeing how it looks next to my big eager eyes looking up at you?
Yeah, it looks good, I know it does. Your cock and I look so so hot together. Rub it on my face– hit my face with your cock and those balls, fuck-
Give them to my tongue- drown me in it baby… so hot. Is it sensitive when I lick between your balls, baby
I can’t wait till you give it to me.
Throat, pussy, whatever you want. I just want you inside me. I need to feel it in me and belong to it. Own me with it.
Uh-huh. Let me line up your cock with my throat.. I want you to tug that belt and fuck it. Fuck my throat. (does, prolong at end)
Fuck. Yes, I love fighting for air on it. Holding my head in… I bet it feels good to thrust as much as you want into my hot clenching throat.
I’m ready. You ready? Lets fucking go.
(does, holds, taps, release)
Oh yeah, good, good. I love those deep short strokes at the back of my throat. You feel so feral. I love that.
You want me on the bed? What? This bed? 63 This bed right-
(throws)
Oh, is this down? (muffled moans) [spank belt and cries]
(gasp for air) Oh fuck yeah, pull my hair and whip me with your belt- (smack, muffled again)
Yeah, probably good to make sure they can’t hear me scream downstairs. Fuck push my face in the mattress-(muffled) (smack, muffled)
(gasp) Oh fuck… please put it in me. Put it in me. Fuck me prone, okay? I really want your cock to spread me out from the back. Hit deep inside me until it shows in my stomach like that.
I like that, god you are so deep- I’ve needed this so bad- you fuck me like you know you’re better than me…
I think we both know you are. Fuck… fuck this loser pussy baby-
Ah- tugging my hair-whisper in my ear baby fuck- you know it makes me fucking flood- you making me fit every inch of it inside- form around your cock-
Yeah, I’ve needed to be punished by a perfect cock like that- fuck down into me-
(Fuck me like u hate me)
I don’t know if I can- ah- I can take a lot- the way its fucking me open is-
It’s a lot Daddy- Mm Make me take it- make this stranger’s pussy take your come-
Feel how hot it is for you? I feel like I have a fucking fever wrapped around you.
Hollow out my fucking tight little pussy so you can fill me with all of that dick, okay? Make my cunt gush so theres more room for that fucking load- god- spit on me again baby? Please, fuck-
Yeah I want you to breed this American pussy baby- breed me, fuck, you’re gonna make me come so hard knocking me up like that- paint up my fucking insides- the way you sound is so insane, jesus christ-
Fucking feral baby, come on. Impale me baby- I love a sadist like you. You’re so fucking good at it.
Will you let me come? Please? Please daddy? Pull my hair and grab my ass while I come on your cock? Yeah? I wanna feel it pulse around you as we both finish-
Empty those balls in me baby, fuck- I feel it- I feel you coming, holy shit… I’m gonna come- Give it all to me- put it deep in me-
It was intense…you okay?
Just checking. You know.
Yeah, I’m way good. I loved that.
No, I figure if there was a time to need an ambulance while hooking up- you guys have healthcare, right?
Kidding. Sorrey. hahaHA
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