(from a distance) Oi! Soldier!

Hold up! I want to talk to you before you leave.

(breathless) Ah, I’ve been looking for you everywhere.Gods, its Good to be back in the city, huh? Been lookin around? Feels like a million things are flying around my head at once.

Hey, uh… do you mind if we had a little chat about something?

Well, then, step into my office. Aka, my bunk.

Turns out, this counts as a dwelling. Vampire boy is mad at me cus I said he’s not allowed in. (laughs)

He told me he (impresh of Karlach doing impresh of Astarion) “didn’t want in anyway”.

You can move Clive. He looks mean, but he’s actually quite reasonable.

You’ve met my teddy bear, haven’t you?! Say hello to Clive.

“Salutations. Please call me Sir Clive, 1st circle of the nine hells, pleasure to make yer acquaintance."

Sorry. Right. (clears throat)

So, you know that frilly bloke, Lorroakan? I may have swiped a little something from his place while we were there. Feast yer eyes– on this!

Well, yeah, I suppose it’s hard to tell what it is without reading the label. But! Its Oil of Freezing!

This is what I’m thinkin’, right- I had Gale take a look at it, had him mess with some of the ratios.., he watered it down or somethin. I’m thinkin if I rub some on me, it might be enough to balance out the fact that I am on fire for long enough that maybe we could… What I’m saying is…

Gods-, yeah. Thanks, I wasn’t’ sure how to ask. I I need to be touched. You don’t understand. It’s been fucking awful. There are so many attractive people! In our camp alone! ... Why is everyone so hot? And not hot-hot, in the way I need em, you know? Do you think those octopi what put these things in our heads targeted us based on-?

Right, sorry. Well, I think that you get the picture.

Well, You’ve been so honest with me and frankly… I really like you. You’ve kept us all together and we made it. Made it a lot farther than I would’ve against Wyll and those Paladins alone.

I know this is a bit sudden. Do you think you’d want to try? Please? Please. I am losing it.

I’m not sure where they are but I have you here, now. Just… maybe we could try a kiss?
What are you-? Oh. Thank you. I could have put it on but… tracing my lips with your fingers… (sucks on them) Oh! No! Sorry, Gods. Did that burn you? Just my mouth on your fingers… Okay. My mouth is a no go, but it was fine on the outside? On my mouth?

Got it. I’ll keep it to myself then. Gods, I want to taste you! (reserved again) I can wait on that. You think I can drink it?

No, you’re right. …Gale might have said that.

Well, Gale said a lot of things, you know how he is…

And I listened! A little. It’ll be finnnnnnne-

Oh… I mean, I’d let you do it… but I don’t want you to get burned again. You wanna watch me do it?

You wanna watch me? Rub myself down for you? Let you touch me. Make my skin shine for you?

I’d call it crimson, but you can say scarlet if you want.

Fuck, even this feels good. Just having your eyes on me… even the way you’re looking at me feels so fucking good.

I’m curious, are you more into tits or arse?

Yeah? Well, I’ll start here first, if you don’t mind. Play with my tits for you? Gods… fuck. You look as hungry as I am. I won’t tease you for too long. This oil shit only lasts.. What, ten turns?

Nevermind. My nipples feel so fucking good. What color would you call these?

Yeah? I want your mouth on them so bad. I want your body on me. Fuck.

Not really my strongest side, honestly. I think this is my strong suit. Whoa. Whoops. …Damn.. tail…

The tail can be fun too, trust me. Maybe when I’m feeling more domineering. Right now… I want to be had and taken… Roughed up?- a little. Please.

Sure. Here, let me finish this… Lather myself up where it really counts. I think it’s working! It feels so cold on my hot cunt.

Fuck… I could just keep touching myself… Even that hasn’t been easy…

No, no i do. I want your mouth. I’m almost done. Fuck fuck fuck

Turn around and get down. I like how bossy you sound.

Got it. Yes… Fuck.

I’d get down on my knees any time you told me. Elbows too. (L pulls on her horn)

Uhh— been a while since I’ve been literally grabbed by the horns. Gods. Ahh-

Spread me open. I can feel your breath.. (shuddering) Please, please please, lick me… will you lick my pussy? Please?

Aw, fuck yes. Fuck yes! Gods, I knew you’d feel like this. (moaning)

I wish you could put your fingers in me… your tongue… anything…

Gods, don’t hurt yourself. Please… I just was thinking out lo- fuck! Gods, okay… that works. That definitely works. Is that… a summons? - Are you kidding?

Okay I don’t need to understand it, I just (ah) need it. Harder, deeper, please…Ah fuck your tongue… Is it really okay? You’re oh-

I just don’t want to hurt you– (Ohhh, punches down, muffled)


You seem okay? Just stop if it hurts, okay? Please-

Yeah? Yeah, fuck. Okay (shyly) …darling. If you say so.

Your fuckin mouth… its so good. (disbelief) It’s so good? It’s like torture when you do that-
Shit.

Rub your tongue around the outside of my clit like that… lick me, tongue fuck me… Gods you’re thorough. Yes… eat my arse, Fuck.

So fuckin’ filthy, you know that? You’ve been teasing me with your words so long and now you’re just gonna tease me with your tongue… what did I do to deserve this treatment, eh?

No, no, don’t stop.. Please.

If i grab your head, is it–?

Good. Good. (moaning and needy whining) What?

Yes, okay. Ohhh… you want my hands back here? You intend to hold my arms down, soldier? Face down, ass up for you?

Fuck that’s hot. Thank you. Thank you. Gods I’m drooling.

Yes, I like being held down like this. I do.

I do! (gasp) Your tongue…

It’s been so long since I had anything inside me. Whatever you’re doing with that thing is… incredible. And with your tongue? (sighing and gasping)

I wish it were you… I want it to be you…

Yes… my asshole… feels good… fuck… you’re making me feel so fucking good. Just can’t help squeezing… (gasp) around…

Just keep moving with your whole face like that… wow.

Yeah? Gods, I knew you’d be fucking nasty. Yeah, the tail reaches… you really want me to… put it in myself?

You are asking a lot from my flexibility but honestly, that might help me reach. Wrap my hands behind myself then first?

Yes, I can do that. I can do that… Fucking hells…

Fuck my ass with my tail for you, sweetheart… ? Ah, you sicko, I fuckin love it. All for you… Gods, don’t stop… (sharp inhale) You okay? It’s not burning you-?

No, it feels good, please. It feels so good. Your mouth feels good… please.. Please let me come.. Please….

Keep eating my cunt like that while you make me fuck myself… Anything you want… anything at all, you can have it… tell me what to do and I’ll do it. Mmm…

I’m gonna come. Aw, thank you. Thank you. Fuck, I need it.

I can’t not move on your mouth when you’re eating me like that…

Fuckin hells, I’m coming. It feels so good. Fuck yes. (whatever) (comes)

Woo! Alright. That was… really good. For now. I can’t wait till we can really go at it.

I know we will. I know there’s someone here in Baldur’s Gate who can help me with this engine. I’m positive.

That freezing oil held up pretty well, though. I’m surprised. And you’re not hurt, baby? Do… you want to kiss me? Get the most out of it until it wears off? (kiss)
Oh, shit. I think they’re back. Wonder if they found anything good to eat. Can you hand me that strappy bit? Being alone was fun while it lasted.