After some confusion upon a dinner date, realizing your children are secretly mad scientists plotting to set you up with each other, and some mishap with a bottle of wine, you and the hot single dad you've been crushing on along the way finally decide to bite the bullet and seal the deal...with some help from some mistletoe, of course. Note: The speaker describes the size of the listener's genitals. Script by u/littlemissjazz. Music: Gillicuddy "...Plays Guitar" https://freemusicarchive.org/music/gillicuddy/Plays_Guitar
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