It looks like your mad scientist girlfriend is at it again, she's just revealed the latest prototype of her new invention: The Orgasmatron. She needs somebody to test it on and naturally she's made you her lab assistant once again. But don't worry, she's assured you that nothing crazy will happen like with any of her other inventions. All you have to do is sit down, relax, and let the machine drain you dry. She'll be there the whole time to make sure that nothing goes wrong...
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