
You say you want to stay home for new years because you don't think anyone wants to go out with you? Well, I want to go out with you. In fact, I'm ready to put on my sexiest fucking dress. I will shave my legs. I will wear makeup. A LOT of makeup. I will leave off the goddam underwear. If you will take me out. There's sexy times in it for you. script by u/fischji
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