Filling a lovely script written by u/LaBelleAuNuit on reddit! Oh, fuck the dishes. Let them sit in the sink. Come sit on the couch with me; it’s been way too long since we’ve been in the same room. Want me to open the last bottle?... Okay, but there is no way I am letting you drive home. I mean, you can call an Uber, but then you’d have to come back and get your car; why don’t you just stay here tonight. When I got the queen-sized bed I was hoping that the beautiful women sleeping over in it wouldn’t just be my best friend. ... Oh? Sure, I can set you up. I can’t imagine any of them would turn down a date with you, though Sasha’s T4T—er, she only dates other trans women—and Zoe’s engaged but I think they’re open… Huh? What do you mean “any of the girls in my D&D group”? Oh. I think I get it. My D&D group that’s all trans girls. Let me guess. You’re curious about cocks, like, real flesh and blood cocks, not the kind you have in your dresser, but would prefer it if it were attached to another lesbian. ... Oh, sorry, I just wasn't expecting you to grab my hand…. No, it's okay. Just surprised. You know what, fuck it.