Summary: I (the speaker) get overly confident in a game of Magic at our local game store, and end up losing after copious amounts of gloating. You (the listener) are quick to point out that I offered you something in the heat of the moment, and you insist I make good on my offer- even though we're in public. I'm not going to go back on my word, so it looks like I'm the one going down at this table.
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