From the author u/theShyTributeGuy: "Our dude wakes up in BFE, head spinning like a dryer, vision all fuzzy. He blinks a few times and suddenly there's this chick with pointy ears staring at him. His first thought? "Wait, was I at that elf cosplay after-party and just blacked out?" She's all helpful, yanking him up before he faceplants like a drunk at Oktoberfest. Then she drops the freakin' bomb: she wants him to knock her up. Like, ASAP. Our guy's brain short-circuits, figuring she's just some hardcore cosplayer trying to pull a prank on his probably still-drunk ass. So, naturally, she's like, "Oh, you think I'm kidding, buddy?" and proceeds to strip down faster than a dude at a free beer giveaway. "How 'bout now, tough guy? Still think I'm rocking a Halloween costume?" See, here's the kicker: in her world, all the fellas caught some gnarly, unstoppable plague and are dropping like flies (talk about convenience, right?). So, in a Hail Mary move worthy of a desperate sci-fi flick, she summoned our bewildered Earthling to be their, uh, "savior." And by "savior," they mean "breed like rabbits until the elf stork is busier than a caffeinated hummingbird."