My common warning stands: I got stoned before, during, and after recording this. I had an empty house yesterday evening, so I got out my bong, my lovense lush and domi, and my Twilight Meadows Sir Gawain (he's silver and black with holographic glitter inclusions, he's gorgeous). I'd already been desperately horny all day thanks to some of you wonderful commentors, so I took matters into my own hands 😌
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