*Shania Twain voice* LET'S GO GIRLS! Happy Galentine's Day! "What's Galentine's Day? Oh, its only the best day of the year.... Just ladies celebrating ladies." You are a beautiful sun goddess, and you deserve all the hand-crocheted flower pens and mosaics of your faces made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda. But all I have is this wet pussy, a microphone and my filthy thoughts about all the depraved things I want to do to you. Yes, YOU. So this special girls-only ramblefap will have to do! “You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses…Ovaries before brovaries.” - Leslie Knope
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