On a dark, spooky night, an adorable vampire knocks on your door. She tricks you into inviting her in, but luckily for you, she can't remember how to suck blood! She's... not the brightest candle in the castle. You get even more lucky when she starts crushing on you, and begs you for a quickie. You get sucked by a vampire - but not in the way you'd expect! Vampires are supposed to suck the penis, right? Script by /u/confusedqueeer on Reddit.